Where is Lugie's Super Bowl Diary?!

An A-Rod who doesn't make you hate sports!
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Due to this nasty thing called a "day job" and an 8 am meeting (I mean honestly, who schedules any meeting the day after Super Bowl Sunday?!)...the diary won't be arriving until Tuesday morning.  If I rushed it tonight it would have sucked.  Now it will suck less tomorrow (I think).

This gives everyone another 24-hours to bet on Lugie Super Bowl Diary Props!

(In Jeff Foxworthy's voice: You might have a gambling problem...if you make bets about your own gambling column!)

Betting closes at 9am Tuesday morning:

O/U 5.5 Misspelled words - As American as betting on the game itself.  Vegas got smart and jacked this line up all the way to 5.5 after I went over 3.5 easily last year.  Will I work on the column late enough tomorrow to hit the over tomorrow?  Does that even matter?!

O/U 2.5 Poop or bowl movement references - already a few jokes in the works, this line was 3.5 last year and the under hit (just barely).  Could go either way!  

O/U 2.5 Random Movie References - really no way to tell on this one until I get to writing.

O/U # of Tuesday Website Hits on BBS (56.5 unique hits from 9am Tuesday to 9am Wednesday) - How low will the total go with a Tuesday publication?  Will people be water-coolered out from Monday?  Does anyone actually read this thing?!

O/U 2.5 of Diet Peach Snapples consumed in the writing of the SB Diary - I like Snapple :).

Will Lugie include a picture of himself in the column?

Yes -120

No Even

I love sneaking Lavar into blog posts.

Will Lugie be wearing a Lavar Arrington jersey in the picture? (must include picture in column for action):

Yes -240

No +200

Get your bets in and check back Tuesday morning for the actual diary.

-Steve Lugerner

(P.S.  As my good 'buddy' Adam Greenstein would say: "Steven wrote this article...because Lugie would have stayed up till 3 am to publish the diary by Monday morning.  Sad, but true.  Being a real member of society has its downside.)