
At the age of 25, most of my friends and family would agree I've spent an unhealthy amount of time in casinos. 15 trips to Vegas, 20+ trips to Atlantic City and visits to countless other casinos around the world have probably taken a few years off my life.
My Criteria for a top Casino:
- Amenities/best bang for your buck - How nice are the hotel accommodations? And considering most people primarily go to gamble, how much do I have to spend on non-gambling costs?
- Casino floor atmosphere - What is the vibe when you walk out of the hotel elevator onto the casino floor?
- Poker room - Since this is where I began my journey in casinos, how nice is the poker room? How easy is it to make money?
- People watching - Sitting at a blackjack table, are you watching smoking hot woman walk by or 60 year-old grandpas smoking while pushing around oxygen tanks?
- The "WOW" factor - Are you legitimately impressed by the place? In the end, most casinos are trying for this factor.
Counting down from 10…
10) Foxwoods (Connecticut) - The biggest casino in the world, you can literally walk forever in this place without backtracking (which is why it took fellow BingBonger Noah Gold and I an hour to find where we parked at 4am). It has a great poker room and very nice hotel accommodations. THE BIGGEST reason this place isn't higher on my list: due to Connecticut law they stop serving alcohol at 12:30. I’m pretty sure the Vatican serves booze later than this. For most of us who drink while we gamble this is just unacceptable. I mean isn't the #1 reason people gamble for the 'free' drinks? I highly advise loading up before last call in a worst case scenario.
9) Hard Rock/Palms (Las Vegas) - There are some great people watching casinos I will touch on next week, but these two really are in a league of their own since they cater to the 21-30 crowd. Ditch Fridays at the Palms pool is really live soft core porn. Completely packed...DJ spinnin'...amazing looking girls wearing close to nothing. Rehab Sundays at the Hard Rock (which is a topless pool) would be the live equivalent to hard core porn. Gambling or relaxing by the pool at these two places, you can’t go wrong.
8) Ballys (Las Vegas) - One of my favorites from my first few trips to Vegas. It gets lost in the shuffle because it isn't a marquee hotel, but might be the best bang for your buck if you can't afford to stay at the top tier casinos.
- Located right in the middle of the strip...walking distance to the Bellagio and Caesars Palace.
- If you are a half way decent poker player, the poker room (although small) is softer than the poker room at Bellevue Mental Hospital. It’s that easy folks.
- Two words: Tequila Bar.
7) Borgata (Atlantic City) - The only casino in Atlantic City that

cracks the list. If it weren't surrounded by literally the most depressing city in the nation, it would be a great deal higher. The rooms are 5-star and the poker room was re-done a few years ago and is the best on the east coast. The place gets a small knock because there is a difference in the quality of the eye candy walking around; no surprise, the state of New Jersey produces a level of ‘trashiness’ that pretty much comes with your birth certificate. An Atlantic City '10' ranks as a Vegas '6,' and for those who need more context, a Scranton '12.'
6) Mirage (Las Vegas) – I have a soft spot in my heart for the Mirage. It's one of the classier places on the Las Vegas strip. The tropical theme is very underrated, but loses points because it tends to be an older crowd (30-50 vs. 21-40). The poker room has seen better days, but it's still a very soft game since it's mostly tourists and a lot of the Vegas regulars have moved to upgrade rooms (such as the Venetian). The buffet at the Mirage might be the best I've ever had. I've even known someone to eat so much there that they actually...no better way to put this...went #2 in their pants. Don't ask me why I know this, just trust me that it happened. Doesn't it say a lot about the food though that someone liked it so much that they were willing to crap themselves rather than stop eating. It might be the ultimate compliment for a restaurant yet it goes unpaid year after year because of "acceptable social behavior."
Next week, I'll count down my top 5. Here are my week 7 NFL bets:
LASER ROCKET ARM: Colts -14 over Rams – I’m over-betting the Colts until the ship sinks…who’s coming with me man? WHO’S COMING WITH ME?
Awkward Game of the Week Alert - Patriots -15.5 over the Bucs – The Patriots literally spanked Jeff Fisher and the Titans. I can’t see the Bucs holding them under 30 points, and we all know Josh Johnson isn’t scoring 2 touchdowns. You do the math.
How Eli Got his Groove Back - Giants -7 over Cardinals – Seems like an identical foe the Giants faced last week right? High powered passing attack the Giants can’t stop? I think the Giants make adjustments this week and come after Warner, which statistical evidence shows he crumbles with a sustained pass rush.
ASKLDJHALSKJDHILU!!!! - Eagles -7 over Redskins – sdlkfhaiuwefhakljsdfh….our new play caller called BINGO games at senior’s center two weeks ago. I really think I’d rather watch [insert feminine TV program here] than listen to 3 hours of pregame on why the Redskins suck. We already know why we suck! At this point people, can’t we just die in peace? I mean how many articles can be written about this before Dan Snyder takes out an AK-47 and shoots up Redskins Park…it’s like making fun of the kid who accidentally wore capri pants to middle school…then keeps wearing them to some how make the initial mistake look less ridiculous. It’s just too easy to make fun of the Skins at this point. Oh and one last point…Aklsdjfhalkfhilwuefhlakjsdf – I think it speaks for itself.

-Steve Lugerner