Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Turkeys of the Year: Boston Red Sox

Not a good year to be a Red Sox fan.
  • Your owner preseason publicly cried about the Yankees signing Teixeira to a big contract, despite offering Teixeira a gigantic contract himself. Nothing hypocritical about that.
  • The two corner stones of your championships are now heavily suspected to have used performance enhancing drugs in recent years (Manny suspended this year, and both rumored to be on the 2003 PED list).
  • Remember when you had the deepest rotation in the league? How many of those guys even survived the season in your rotation or on your team?
  • Oh, and the Yankees just won their 27th World Series title.
-Steve Lugerner

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

You forgot to mention that Jeter wears way better hairgel than Dustin Pedroia. Thats gotta hurt Red Sox fans everywhere.

-Tony (Bronx, New York)

Anonymous said...

Or how about Pedroia's pedder-ass brother? Can't wait till he gets here.

- Rough Rufus (Cell #55, Rikers Island)

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